przez Dżon » 12 kwi 2011, o 09:50
If music is your life, join the Musicians' Guild! We play and sing all over the city; as a member, you'll be entitled to spread your music to your fans whenever and wherever you want! We want recruits with good finger flexibility, a song in their hearts and their own instruments! If you think you know your rock from your roll, come for an audition today! Be there, or be a four-equal-sided quadrilateral!
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Which Guild should you join (a Discworld quiz)?
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If you're two legs short of six foot, join the Beggars' Guild! We let you work from home, and you'll mix with all kinds of people from all walks of life. We cater for everyone - the work is easy and the rewards are high. No formal uniform; no spoken or written language necessary. In fact, no need to be qualified to do anything - join the Beggars' Guild today!
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If you want danger, intrigue and personal challenges, join the Assassins' Guild! You need to be cunning, athletic, open-minded, creative and above all well-spoken. We take only Ankh-Morpork's finest citizens! Remember our motto: Non Mortifi Sine Lucre. If you've got the skills, we've got just the job for you. No two assignments the same; high level of respect afforded to all of our employees! See Lord Downey (Head of Guild) today!
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If sleight of hand is your thing, join the Thieves' Guild! We offer night-work as well as day-work in the parts of the city that most people never have the chance to see! We want recruits who play by the rules but aren't afraid of good honest work. If you want a badge, an excellent rate of pay but don't like friends calling round, you're a Thief! Come and join today!
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If you make merry all the live-long day, join the Fools' Guild! Choose your own persona and copyright it - ideal for those who want to start again in life. We offer friendship, laughter, fun and games. Not for the sad-at-heart! If the City Watch sounds like a chore and the Assassins' Guild depresses you, come to us instead! We're the life and soul of the party!
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If you put the 'bux' in 'buxom', join the Seamstresses' Guild! We need young ladies who are good with their hands and know what the customer wants. No discrimination; no subjugation; no questions asked. Ideal for the young independent woman who knows what she wants. Perks of the job: a steady supply of men. If you've always wanted to be part of the service industry, you're a Seamstress! Welcome!
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If music is your life, join the Musicians' Guild! We play and sing all over the city; as a member, you'll be entitled to spread your music to your fans whenever and wherever you want! We want recruits with good finger flexibility, a song in their hearts and their own instruments! If you think you know your rock from your roll, come for an audition today! Be there, or be a four-equal-sided quadrilateral!
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If you like to make things go 'bang', join the Alchemists' Guild! We have all the latest hi-tech equipment for your use, and we're very easy-going about what you do with it. Turn lead into gold! Turn wizards into apes! Turn yourself into a scientist! At the Alchemists' Guild, we say "Yes!" to whatever you ask! (Frequent change of Guild Headquarters an occupational hazard.)
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