Autorzy: Kinga, Raven, Nicondra, Hary i Agnieszka M.
Na melodię:Dumb ways to die
Run with Rince anywhere
Drink with Feegles without care
Let Reg Shoe talk to you
I wonder what does Octavo do
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Call the dwarf a shorty one
Tell Partician mimes are fun
Steal a hat from a witch
Tell Angua she's a bitch
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Eat a piece of dwarfen bread
Swim in a sea of Molten lead
Ask Detritus to count to ten
Tell The Ord they're old men
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Steal Binky from the Death
Talk with vampire with garlic breath
Take a few scumble shots
Annoy Vimes lots and lots
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Give Greebo a great big hug
Steal beer from Nanny Ogg
Tell a Grag(?) to wear a dress
Cause swamp dragons too much stress
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Call Librarian a stinky monkey
Ask granny if she's using sonky
Walk the Shadows in the night
Try to start a tavern fight
